Interview With Lumhast
I believe this is the first time he's been in a library
The following is an interview with Lumhast, swordsman adventurer, by Tuhwa, elder chronicler for the Great
Library of Ir Alatha. 1 What do you see as your future goals? Both long term and short term umm... long term, being the cool swordmaster dude nobody
knows much about but is scared of... short term, picking up some hot
babes and cash... maybe a duel... Um, Ill pass... 2 What do you think is the best thing about you? Your biggest
weakness? Your greatest strength? Im a pretty good acrobat and pretty
darn strong... good looks... good with a blade.... I dont always think
a lot... I think? 3 What is the most enjoyable thing you remember doing? What is the
most significant thing you remember doing? Showing off my blades to the ladies... drinking 21 shots on my tenth
birthday... yup... ohh... significant? I dunno, my brain hurts from all
these questions... 4 What is your favorite place in Ir Alatha? umm... the Desert Oasis... or my boys and gals from the hood I grew up in... You know that second part is not actually an answer to that question right? Oh 5 Describe your ideal day... grabbing some brew... killing a lot... i like killing cuz it shows off my mad skills... 6 How do you feel about the people you travel or spend time with? I love my man ombra
and lucky is a pimp, man... they drink a lot and are cool... eehnko is crazy intense all the time and kinda creepy cept now he is, oh wait, nevermind... jarakeh is good but he needs to relax
and pick up some chicks sometime.... 7 What makes you most excited, what do you enjoy the least, what do
you fear the most girls and brews make me excited... more so
blades... I hate thinking... umm i aint scared a much... except those
creepy dolls and pink stuff.... Eh, what creepy dolls? No, nevermind, I don'y want to know 8 Why do you think you're here... I dont feel like answering any more
of your dumb questions that need thinking... there any chicks in this place?... 9
Tell me about your past, where you're from, your family, notable
accomplishments or failures, any significant other relationships or
jobs (ombra, no need for you to respond here) Im from sadina... I grew up in a poor orphange there where I went to
sword school after... looking for my ma now... she's supposed to be livin in Ir Alatha... i think thats why im
here... i dont know... too many parties lately... 10 Theres a dangerous creature approaching your group quickly, what do you do? a
double back flip with a twist... wink at the girls... say something
catchy and do some sweet sword tricks and slice the monster into a
zillion pieces and sell them to a chef... for some beer of course...
maybe a night with a horror... i mean whore... sorry 11 A quote that personifies you Heyyyyyyyy! with a wink... hands as shooters... i think thats a quote aint it?
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